Hello.
I have recently been having a series of recurring nightmares where a giant squirrel called Bertie comes and tells me to boil my wife and put her in a pie.
Have you ever had any experience of this kind of behaviour in squirrels? I am not sure that I want to take Bertie's advice because it seems tantamount to murder. At least I think that's how the courts are likely to see it. However, the persistence of the nightmare has left me feeling as though I can't be in the same room as my wife. Particularly if that room is the kitchen. It's putting us under enormous strain so any words of wisdom would be much appreciated.
Many thanks,
David Hall
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