To The Pioneers Total Abstinence Society...

Hello*&

My name is" David and /I have recently begun abstaining' from using standard %punctuation¢

¥It is exce￦llent fun and perha«ps something that your +Pioneers could try` I understand that it m¡ight be challenging\ for your $people^ seeing as they are busy<3 not drinking@ but I would be# happy to write an article€ for your newsletter to¿ explain how they can multi®task_

Lots »of love~

Davi°d Hall
Literary }Maverick