Monday 29 April 2013

To The British Dental Association...


Hello.

When I was eight and three quarters I watched the Little Shop of Horrors and since then I have been terrified of plants, Rick Moranis and dentists.

Recently I have developed an achey tooth, but a friend of mine said it's ok, I wouldn't have to go to see the dentist because they're easy to fill by yourself. All you need is the white bit from under the lumpy bit on top of a pink fondant fancy. It seems to be working, but the bill is extraordinary.

May I ask where you bulk order yours from? I seem to have to treat the tooth daily and as you only get two pink ones in a packet of eight, that's a lot of fancies that I'm buying.

Thanks,

David Hall

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