Hello.
I would like to congratulate you and your friends for inventing the Ploughman's lunch. It really is excellent.
However, I recently had a Ploughman's lunch in a - sort of - gastro pub. It was an abomination. Not only was there no cheese knife supplied, but the quantity of bread (granary - did terrible things to my poo) was measly in comparison to the wedge of mature Cheddar and block of Stilton. What was I supposed to do? Sandwich it between a couple of slices of limp cucumber? I think not.
Also, upon my plate was what can only be described as an olive. Stuffed with... pimento. You can imagine my outrage. I had settled down to what I thought would be classic British fare, and then that appeared. Disgraceful. They may as well have put a side portion of sushi next to my plate.
I would be interested to hear what you - inventors of the Ploughmans - think of this decimation of your legacy to lunches.
Thanks,
David Hall
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